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Subject: Divorced Barbie

DIVORCED BARBIE  A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his

daughter.  "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop

assistant.   In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes

to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes

Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes

Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00. "   The guy

asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?"   "That's

obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house,

Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture... "