Subject: cannibal engineers
Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a manufacturing
company.
During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all
part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and
you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please
don't trouble any of the other employees".
The cannibals promised.
Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all
working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you.
However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of
you know what happened to him?"
The cannibals all shake their heads no.
After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to
the others, "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?"
A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the
cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been
eating Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers
and no one noticed anything, and you have to go and eat the
janitor!"