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Biker wish

A man was cruising on his Harley up the California coast when suddenly

the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,

"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant

you one wish. The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii

so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous

challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching

the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It

will nearly exhaust several natural resources. Of course I can do it,

but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.  Take a

little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time.   Finally, he said, "Lord,

I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how a woman feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent

treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,

and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want

two lanes or four on that bridge?"