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I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
-I do physical labor
-I work at great depths
-I plunge head first into everything I do
-I do not get weekends off or public holidays
-I work in a damp environment
-I don’t get paid overtime
-I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
-I work in high temperatures
-My work exposes me to contagious diseases

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Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments
You have raised, the administration rejects your request for the
Following reasons:
-You do not work 8 hours straight
-You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
-You do not always follow the orders of the management team
-You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
-You do not take initiative
-You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
-You leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift
-You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations,
      such as wearing the correct protective clothing
-You’ll retire well before reaching 65
-You’re unable to work double shifts
-You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have
      Completed the day’s work
-And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
             Leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

The Pussy

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