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I got a good laugh from this one.

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parent’s house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.  The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.  The gas pains are almost making her
Eyes water.  Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart.  It wasn't loud, but everyone at
the table heard "the poot".  Before she even had a chance to be
Embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!!!"

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.
A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.  This time, she didn't even hesitate.  She lets a much louder and longer fart rip.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!!!".  Once again the woman smiled and thought, "Yes!."  A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip.  This time she didn't even think about it.  She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from that nasty bitch before she shits on you!"